Hang in there bubba. We only have four more work days until the start of maternity leave -- aka time to stop denying the fact that this. is. happening. Next month!! Two under two!! And if my maternal instincts serve me right, I feel like you'll be fully cooked by week 38. God knows I look and feel ten months pregnant already anyway. So it's definitely time to disarm my alarm clock, bid my work babies adieu, and nest my days away with baby daddy, toddler, and fur baby.
PS: Only a pregnant woman gets to say she is BIG and "very" pregnant. To the rest of the world, we are radiant power houses creating tiny humans and making it look astonishingly effortless. Kthanksbye! 🤰